(Source: prypyat, via lgbtlaughs)
Jujur gue agak geli dengan pendapat salah seorang mahasiswa yang juga gamer tentang kisahnya atau entah temannya sesama gamer yang begitu susahnya dapat pacar idamannya. Gue ingin beropini sedikit boleh kan, toh tujuannya gue juga ingin menolong sobat gue yang notabene sesama mahasiswa dan gamer. :D
A. KENAPA PARA GAMERS JARANG DILIRIK CEWEK?
Memang tidak semua gamer punya talenta bermacam-macam. Belum tentu seorang gamer yang jago ngegame bisa main musik. Belum tentu juga jago olahraga. Tapi setidaknya di samping jago ngegame, pasti dia punya kelebihan yang lain kan yang menarik? Paling tidak selama hidup lo pasti adalah cewek yang tertarik dengan bakat lo selain main game. Kalau ngga ada sama sekali yang tertarik ya.. derita lo hehe :p
B. SEBAGIAN GAMERS ORANGNYA SETIA?
Ah ngga juga kok, titel seorang gamer bukanlah patokan tentang kesetiaan. Ngga ada hubungannya sama sekali sob. Gamer dibilang setia karena tiap hari kerjaannya di net, jarang jalan, kalau jalan paling cuma sama anak-anak net dan lo bilang pasti lo setia karena bakal JARANG KETEMU SAMA CEWEK, gitu kan?
Coba deh ditelaah lagi, tiap hari lo ngegame, nongkrong di net dan bahkan JARANG KETEMU CEWEK. Kalau lo sendiri jarang ketemu cewek gimana mau dapat pacar sob. Jadi ngga ada sejarahnya gamer bisa dikatakan setia karena cuma nongkrong di net dan ngga bakal selingkuh karena KETEMU CEWE AJA JARANG.
Blood Collector Summoner Memlu. W h a t.
Mighty Lady Marquessa Shelby
Light Dancer Devil Liz
Breaker Devil Tea
Berserker Queen GK. sure, why not.
Devil Mistress Cat
That… sounds a lot more like a kinky BDSM nickname…
Illuminated Love Angel Beverly
…..
Lunar Sorceress Abigail
Heavenly Witch Kwiisus
Goddess Pixie Reen
I-
Mountain Collector Sorceress Mino
wat
Shadow Battler Sorceress Kana
sounds good
Charm Fighter Kimu
(twirls
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- Jadi ceritanya Danes (Excie) dari kemaren udah gue (Kimucarrot) suruh main 999. Terus ini kok ga selesai2... Gw suruh main terus aja... Percakapan ini mulai jam 4.45 (ini kok timestamp skypenya ilang ya?). Yang ga penting gw apus2.
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: nes
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: main 999 sono
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: dah sampe mana
- Excie: ketemu ace sm seven
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: ya di ruang berapa momon
- Excie: 5
- Excie: kan ?
- Excie: brb indomaret
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: ruang 5 tuh...
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: ohh
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: loh ketemu ace sama seven?
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: bukannya lo pintu 5 ama snake/seven?
- Excie: ah iy snake seven maksudnya zzz
- Excie: keranjingan ace mulu gw
- yang selanjutnya terjadi itu percakapan irelevan. Gw lupa apaan, temen gw selesai donlotan ever17, temen gw 1 lagi komplen pacar temennya ga pulang2, si Danes kayaknya ilang juga ke indomaret kali. Itu ya dia di pintu 5 jam segitu. Pokoknya mulai lagi gw nanya jam 7-an.
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: btw nes
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: selesaiin 999
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: gr
- Excie: sabar lagi kerjain tugas ;_;
- Excie: kalo main terus 1 hari bisa slese kan ya ?
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: iya
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: makanya buruan
- Karena ga ada orang yang nyaut dan gwnya juga sibuk sendiri, beberapa menit kemudian gw ijin mandi (padahal salah, gw abis mandi, terus gw mau pakean. Ga ngerti deh).
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: gw mandi ah
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: ada orang ga?
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: D:
- Excie: o/
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: main
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: sana 999
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: wakaka lu berenti dmn
- Excie: gw bingung nih di ruang 5
- Excie: btr2
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: dimana nes? di kamar apa udah lewat?
- Excie: kode gajelas kim
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: di ruangan mana kok kode ga jelas
- Excie: masih di 5
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: kamar tidur???
- Excie: 5
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: plis gw nanya nama ruangannya bukan nomor pintu
- Excie: ROOM 5
- Excie: MAKSUDNYA
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: ROOM 5???? ROOM 5??? NAMA RUANGANNYA APAAAA ANJEENGG
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: DI SEKELILING LO APAAA
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: KASUR???
- Excie: ITU
- Excie: PINTU
- Excie: GEDE
- Excie: ADA 5 SAMA 4
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: ..........
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: mana ada puzzlenya anjing
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: masuk aja blm
- Excie: gw bingung
- Excie: .....
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: bingung apanya
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: ?!??!?
- Excie: btr
- Excie: asldkjasldkjasfasf
- Kimucarrot ☆ ✿MERODY✿: jgn bilang lo stuck di problem "kamu mau masuk pintu 4 apa 5"
- ...Chat terakhir dia jam 7,37. Gue belom dijawab guys. Plis jangan gantung gue. Jadi sebenernya lo tuh udah sampe mana nes!?!? #emosi
- koreaboos: omo! oppa is neomu neomu hottt!! kekeke xDDD xD XD! saranghae oppa!! JAMKKAN MAN YO!!!..did someone just call oppa UGLY?! NUGU??? im going to kill that bitch! NO ONE CALLs OPPA UGLY! i WILL FUCKING cOME to UR HOUSE AND JUG-iL U.
- weaboos: ara! onii-chan is meccha kakkoi ^_^! hehehe xDD XD! aishiteru onii-chan! matte! did someone just call onii-chan UGLY?!1 DARE?! watashi is going to kurosu that BitCH! No ONE CALLS ONII-CHAN UGLY! i WILL FUCKING IKU TO UR HOUSE AND KUROSu U.
Sueeeeeee hhhngghhh
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A letter to yourself as a child
You’re so cute(SHOT
jkjk but you were so girly and all, and were so happy and confident-looking (that’s probably not the word but idk). I’ve seen pictures my family showed, and it feels kind of weird to compare myself then and now.
Life as a child sure feels nice, eh? So relaxing. I’m currently happy that finals are over but I’m scared that I’ll get a lower GPA than what my mom wanted me to. She threatened me to take away my previlege of going out with friends and playing. dskfjlsdfw
But yah everything has its ups and downs I’m so happy I’m over 18 which meanssss
Letter to significant other.
DAMMIT MAN I ENVY YOU ;A; YOU GOT TO WATCH A MOVIE TOGETHER WITH KANA AND MARU TODAY. I WANTED TO GO TOO BUT I COULDN’T WAHHH. obtw I did that cover of the pocari jingle go check it out if you have time eue
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(Well yeah I suck at romance
also I’ve just opened tumblr again after idek how long
forgot I had to do this challenge but ok
The book, ‘And Tango Makes Three’, is a children’s book based on a true story of Roy and Silo, two male penguins in New York’s Central Park Zoo who for six years formed a couple. The book follows part of this time in the penguins’ lives. The pair were observed trying to hatch a rock that resembled an egg. When zookeepers realized that Roy and Silo were both male, it occurred to them to give them the second egg of a mixed-sex penguin couple, a couple which had previously been unable to successfully hatch two eggs at once. Roy and Silo hatched and raised the healthy young chick, a female named “Tango” by keepers, together as a family.
This book is banned because it features two same sex penguins raising a penguin together. It’s shit like this that I hate about the world we live in.
What the actual fuck
wow.
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